Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

by TheCluck June 5, 2019

your auntie drops her panties

Worse then your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grand-pap a trap...

1:Your mom gay
2:Your dad lesbian
1:No u
2:Well your granny tranny
1:Your grand-pap a trap
2: But your auntie drops her panties
1:*ded*

by One chunky boi May 14, 2018

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

Ur Auntie Non-Binary

Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.

Bob: Ur mom gay.

Thomas: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary

*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends

by Big N095 June 19, 2018

your auntie a thotie

Worse then your mom gay, your dad a lesbian and your granny a tranny. Don't use this unless you absolutely need to

Carl: your mom gay

Tim: your dad lesbian

Carl : your granny tranny

Tim: your auntie a thotie

Carl then dies, goes to the fourth dimension, dies there and becomes the devils fuck slave

by Reuben sandwich May 11, 2018

call your auntie to dinner

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.

"Man I gotta call in to work & check my schedule."

"Yeah better call your auntie to dinner!"

by notjohnstamos March 7, 2014

Aunty selmo

The goat you will never get enough of him but you will never get too much of him he Will all ways be the nigger always count on an auntie like him is the nigger the nigger the nigger

He is a Greek legend in the making an ocean fighter
Firebreather

sexiest of them all the best in the bed and will never disappoint

I am an aunty selmo in the making

by Ghostedji345 November 24, 2023