Amnesia

condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Dang, that woman must have amnesia!

by Vocabnerd :] October 22, 2010

Vagina Amnesia

When a girl swears that her current sexual partner is a Sex God in comparison to the last. She'll claim that the last guy couldn't do it for her, but she used to call him a Sex God. It's like she forgets how good it supposedly was before.

Every time there's a new guy she swears the sex is the best of her life, and that the guy before couldn't compare. But that's what she said about the LAST guy. Does she have like Vagina Amnesia, or something!? Does she forget how good it was before???

by Vagina Amnesia November 14, 2011

Amnesy

Italian hardcore techno DJ associated with Masters of Hardcore (MoH)

dude i went to Amnesy's show yesterday it was fuckin sweet

by the ownerer June 11, 2006

Bulemic-amnesia

binge eating and forgetting to purge

"that girl has a case of Bulemic-amnesia"

by Dr. LoveBT September 24, 2009

Holiday Amnesia

When you return to school from holidays and completely forget what you learnt the previous year.

Guy 1: Wow, I can't remember ever learning differential equations last year...
Guy 2: Yeah, we must be suffering from Holiday Amnesia

by Manbearpig911 March 13, 2012

tardigrade amnesia

When you get so drunk you somehow become impervious to any sort of physical harm, and survive the strangest and most dangerous encounters, without remembering any of it. Named after tardigrades, small animals that can survive in almost any conditions, even in the vacuum of space.

"Dude, what happened? You look like shit!" "Uhh I... lost a drinking contest? ... beer pong? there was a water bucket bong? I don't remember ... think I fell from the balcony into a bush and passed out.. and slept in there until the morning..." "What the fuck? That's some hardcore tardigrade amnesia!"

"So Marc woke up bare ass naked on the beach under an inflatable boat. He didn't know where any of his stuff was so he had to walk two hours to his mom's place wearing some tarp he found on the beach." "Dude it was freezing outside last night!" "Yeah talk about tardigrade amnesia"

by Ironballs March 1, 2020

threshold amnesia

upon reaching some sort of threshold, whether a doorway, the index of a book, google, or the kitchen, usually after smoking a big fat stogey, that you stop and say to yourself, "what the fuck am I doing here?"

I took a big bong hit with Bob the line-cook out the back by the delivery entrance then went back into the kitchen opened the big door to the walk-in freezer and said to myself, "what the fuck did I come here for?" That's threshold amnesia.

by Udoli Smirgl January 19, 2009