Forever and always

Lasting eternity

Margarita and Nicholas jensen are Forever and always.

by Jensen14 February 19, 2015

KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome

The KAI(Kinda Always Insane) syndrome is extremely common amongst high school and middle school students around the world. It is commonly found amongst students in the IB curriculum however it has been proven that anyone can be diagnosed with this syndrome. The KAI Syndrome is generally a behavioral syndrome in which a student is obsessed with achieving high grades. This obsession can result in lack of sleep, extreme stress, and violent hitting.

Symptoms Include:

1. Rapid and Random Jumping
2. Rapid Blinking
3. Violent hitting
4. Constant Sleep Deprival

5. Headaches
6. A voice in your head saying you're not good enough
7. Constantly restarting projects
8. Regular Allnighters
9. Randomly screaming "Work!"
10. Randomly laughing
11. Cramming literally everything till the last millisecond
12. Freaking out at literally everything
13. Immense competitiveness
14. Debating with teachers for scores
15. Paranoia with classmates
16. Anger at unproductivity
17. Depression
18. Emotionally detached

Treatments include:
1. Sleeping
2. Not giving a shit
3. Accepting you're not good enough
4. Studies have shown baking surprisingly helps

*Kai walks into his classroom in the morning, his eyes have bags, he looks extremely unhealthy.
Leo: Woah man you don't look that good. What happened
Kai: I restarted my history project and didn't sleep.
Leo: Why? You already finished that a week ago?
Kai: Ya, but it was so crap.
Leo: Okay man. Suit yourself
Kai: We need to start our math project
Leo: That's due next month
*Kai begins to blink rapidly, and jumps up and down, and hits Leo violently
Kai: WORK! WORK! WORK!
Leo: Woah man! Ouch! Ouch! Have you been checked for KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome?

by Ovendid April 11, 2019

a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

Once a cunt always a cunt

A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.

Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!

Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.

Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?

Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.

Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt

by Moosir2u33 July 4, 2011

isnt it always

1. One of the greatest bands in the unsigned South Jersey Music scene!

2. There music is sex on a CD.

3. The members arent bad too.

girl: did you see Isnt it always last night?
boy: HELL YEA I lost my virginity to them.
girl: Oh?
boy: nah.

by NJAT March 1, 2008

as always...

The thing YouTube content creators say in then end of their videos before asking the viewer to Like & Subscribe if they found the content pleasing. Many content creators do it by habit.

When you here "as always" at the end of the YouTube video, it's time to close the vid.

As always, my name is (Insert name here), thank you for watching, please remember to like and subscribe...

as always...

by Big Lupu June 28, 2017

Kill Nasty Californian Mangoes Always

The mnemonic to remember the first five reactivity series of metals from the highest to the lowest, i.e. K (Kill), Na (Nasty), Ca (Californian), Mg (Mangoes), Al (Always)

Teacher: Can you tell me the first five reactivity series in Chemistry starting from the top?

Student: Kill Nasty Californian Mangoes Always!

by Umpteen August 7, 2012