Adult Affluenza

A condition of entitlement among the Uber wealthy that they are above the law because of their financial status.

IT was ADULT AFFLUENZA that caused 77-year old Robert Kraft to engage in a prostitution ring with 100's of other wealthy men: as his dear friend, donald trump-- expressed condolences and felt nothing wrong had been done.

by pseudoman6 February 22, 2019

Adult toy/Dildo

Something you just spent all of your money on to cover your friends with while there sleeping

I bought a adult toy/dildo

by Minecraftpro#diamnods666 April 11, 2019

Adultage

The act of being adult like.

Thou shall not commit adultage.

by FoggyJohn November 26, 2019

Adult yoohoo

The 12 hour aftermath following eating to much Chipotle when the toilet looks like your body broke a piñata in the toilet and dropped a bunch of candies. A mess were chipoltaway is unusable.

My toilet looks like an adult yoohoo. I thought it was a bunch of nerds and jolly ranchers.

by Bsulax June 21, 2021

adulting

When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married, and buy a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic

"Got into Harvard for being top 1% of my class and my parents still remind me how my brother was in the 0.01% bc he knocked up his GF with an IUD...he's just adulting way too hard"

by Cbum1898 July 20, 2021

adult santa claus

What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.

Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?

Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.

by Rohan Davies October 20, 2021

Adult dunkaroos (ADRs)

Being a legal adult (over the age of majority, 18) and preparing one’s own icing of preference (i.e. buttercream, chocolate, etc.) and proceeding to dip cookies (i.e. animal crackers, graham crackers, etc.) in said icing to consume.

“I have a sweet tooth and am feeling nostalgic. Feeling something with this leftover icing and cookies, maybe.”
“Make some adult dunkaroos (ADRs)!!”

by Mrs. Grizzle February 5, 2022