Absolute Unit

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.

Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*

by Yobbbh August 23, 2018

absc

Acronym for "Another boring shaved cunt." Popularized by the website guesshermuff.blogspot.com due to the large number of muffless entries.

"I would love this chick till she died. Then love her in the afterlife."

"No way. absc."

by stallion90210 October 31, 2011

absolute spoon

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising

You absolute spoon

by Hayoumug January 14, 2017

Absolute rocket

Extremely beautiful, stunning, and sexy

That girl over there is an absolute rocket

by Anus26 June 24, 2019

Absofoxlutely

When members of the Trump cult/Republicans declare an obviously true fact as 'fake news.'

The planet has been conclusively proven to be over 4.5 billion years old by scientists for decades, but my Republican Uncle completely denies it...absofoxlutely stupid!!!

by Done it all dave September 29, 2020

Xylophone abs

When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.

Blythe: Man that guy has such great abs!

Sarah: Yea, I could look at those xylophone abs all day...

by Qwassie November 16, 2013

Sungyoon Abs

Sungyoon Abs is real it's not a myth it's entire existence is both a distraction and a blessing to all Goldenness. Everyone needs some sungyoon abs in their life.

"Good morning, have you had your daily dose of Sungyoon Abs today? Good golly!"

by airiwho November 1, 2020