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shaft knot

A herpes sore on the shaft of a penis. A friend who is just so irritating and won't go away.
Timmy is a friggin shaft knot, someone tell him to leave the party.
by MoTox345 (Tim) May 11, 2006
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dusty shaft

to cover one's dick with Cheeto dust and have somebody suck all the dust off orally
Cindy gave Jacob the dusty shaft last night.
by manwithbootinass February 23, 2009
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Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!
Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*
by Paco-dude July 3, 2009
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Shaft-airing

When you get too hot so you lay in bed naked.
Mum: What are you doing?
Me- Just shaft-airing, Mum
by ChazT7 November 25, 2019
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Shaft Gaff

When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.
Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?

Yeah, his dick is so small.
by The OG Manager February 18, 2020
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Greasy Shaft

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.
by Juicy A June 24, 2016
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Gas Shaft

When hurricane Sandy hits your township causing you to wait on line for gas for 2-4 Fing hours.

Or

If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!
by Reeltor November 9, 2012
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