Reverse-Bidet

When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it

Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet

by poopoopeepeeclap June 15, 2022

Skibidi Bidet

A version of the popular meme among mostly gen alpha "skibidi toilet" except it sprays water at you

Brr skibidi Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet yes yes
im so sorry for writing that

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 04, 2024

german bidet

you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish

i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet

by mph8887771111 October 28, 2021

Vomit Bidet

When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole

I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.

by skoolbuss February 03, 2024

Chocolate bidet

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness

“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”

by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 31, 2021

Golden Bidet

"Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.

A Golden Bidet should clean this up nicely.

by Thirty-seconds January 04, 2024

Muddy Bidet

When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.

I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.

by Toooldforthis July 28, 2022