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Appalachian bidet

When you have run out of toilet paper and you call your cousin Cletus or equivalent to come and do you a solid and use his stream of urine to clean your chocolate covered starfish.
“Yeah I ran out of toilet paper and I had to give my cousin a call to come and give me an Appalachian bidet to get clean.”
by Loganjaman August 16, 2023
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Finnish bidet

A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)
Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it
by Wizard of Cummies December 20, 2017
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Reverse-bidet

When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.
by Darthvader45 November 2, 2020
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The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.
Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.
by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023
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Buddy bidet

When you take a dump and your friend pees down your asscrack to clean it
Hey I ran out of toilet paper, can you give me a buddy bidet
by Jor240 November 29, 2018
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Low Budget Bidet

A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle
Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet
by Q tron15 August 26, 2021
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Hotlanta Bidet

When a woman gives you a blowjob and salivates so much on your penis that it runs down your gooch and to your butthole, functioning as a pseudo-bidet.
Alan: "How were things with Michelle last night?"
Lance: "She gave me the Hotlanta Bidet, felt clean as a whistle afterwards."
by pv04 February 20, 2024
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