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The act of giving someone a rim job after they have produced fecal matter with the intent of removing all poop from their asshole so that they do not have to wipe, as a bidet would do.
Matt: Eric just ate shit worse than a Russian Bidet!
by TwatLicker69 March 10, 2011
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Wiping your ass with a clump of snow/ice
I was walking my dogs at the park and had a really wet fart I had to use a Russian Bidet
by Dangah!!!!!!!! November 02, 2011
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