50 Cent

A rapper who sucks utter cock, like the people who listen to him. This lack of talent shows that you can make big bucks by creating shit. And the poor suckers who believe he got shot 9 times and he grew in a Ghetto neighborhood are jsut being robbed by these corporate bastards and we should all help these people listen to some REAL music.

The lyrics are bad enough, as all he seems to rap about are his bitches,whores, bling and how to be a playa. For fuck sake sing about something real...

"I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot"

Wonder what 50 Cent is referring to there....

by Flealan January 14, 2006

50 Cent

he is a terrible rapper. he is a good businessman, props for that. but seriously, his music is just club music, it sucks.

50 cent is no way near good

by bizzle35 October 3, 2005

50 Scent

A person of black descent whose job it seems to offer fragrance to males in the toilets of bars and clubs. These dodgy characters often forcefully attempt to offer you fragrance in the hope you will give them money. They often attack while their victim washes their hands.

"Careful when you go for a piss mate, there's a 50 Scent.."

by Dr Triad October 14, 2006

50 shades of grey

50 shades of grey is the gayest book ever created. And is read by millions across the world about 90% who read this book are just doing it for the laughs but the other 10% are weird cat ladies and horny weirdo guys. This book is about sex and nothing but sex, but it isn't as good as it sounds it is really about a creepy couple who are sex addicts..

mark: Hey bill have you read 50 shades of grey?
Bill: No when I'm horny I watch porn...

by AlexRainbows October 30, 2012

50 feeling

A feeling of a 50/50 chance of something happening.

I have a 50 feeling I'm gonna fail that test.

by _DRO_ December 28, 2005

50 yard field goal

When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"

I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"

by azzkicker November 24, 2010

50 Cent

A foney little cock that thinks he got shot 9 times.

Yeah what ever mate, more like YOU shot YOURSELF 9 times, to make out that your oh so very hard and cool.

Apparently, he owns a gay club called G-UNIT (GAYS - UNIT(ed))

Young Buck (His Boyfreind): "Oooohhh, me and fiddy went to blast some gangstas with our 48 calliber gats. Oh, and we stopped by at a hotel to sleep for the night, nothing happened though."

Fat Joe: Anyone got another beef burger, im hungry.

Lloyd Banks: Fiddddy, please dont leave me, I want to bum you!

50: But I love Fat Joe!

Fat Joe: ROck oN!

by Prince of Luke September 13, 2005