Skip to main content

Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022
mugGet the Captain crunchingmug.

Cat'n Crunch

n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.
My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
mugGet the Cat'n Crunchmug.

water crunches

water crunch is an Indian snack locally known as 'pani puri'. The crunchy piece (puri) is cracked opened and filled with a favoured combination of vegetables, spices, sprouts etc. and finally filled with flavoured water (pani). They are also locally known as golgappas. water crunches' vendors can easily be found on street-sides of Mumbai, Kolkata.
by varunvora December 1, 2016
mugGet the water crunchesmug.

cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.
"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"
by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013
mugGet the cookie crunchmug.

Crunch Bunching

When one person fills their underwear with potato chips and uses their hand to crush the chips around their genitals while their partner holds their head between the legs and catches the falling chip crumbs with their mouth.
Matthew used ketchup flavored chips when he was crunch bunching me yesterday. It was delicious!
by Cincinnati Bungle February 29, 2016
mugGet the Crunch Bunchingmug.

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.
by Ten Retro January 17, 2019
mugGet the Dildo Crunchmug.

Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion
Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011
mugGet the Clam Crunchingmug.

Share this definition