nudy crunch

Jaquita: OKAY MOM! Gettin' summa dat nudy crunch!!

Mom: What? I ain't got no cereal!
by ShidaBoo & Reeka February 11, 2009
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Cat'n Crunch

n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.
My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
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Bacon Crunch

Bun + Bacon + Onion + Slat and Pepper + (Cheese) + Bun = Bacon Crunch
That crunch is delicioso!
by BKFC January 25, 2021
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Cap'n Crunching

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.
by SINJim February 05, 2021
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Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
by Devonwolfman February 25, 2022
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Crunch Bunching

When one person fills their underwear with potato chips and uses their hand to crush the chips around their genitals while their partner holds their head between the legs and catches the falling chip crumbs with their mouth.
Matthew used ketchup flavored chips when he was crunch bunching me yesterday. It was delicious!
by Cincinnati Bungle November 27, 2015
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Chronic Crunch

The media movement that promotes the legalisation of marijuana on the basis that too much tax dollar is being lost on both the implementation of anti marijuana laws and the public spend on marijuana.

The name was coined as the media movement tries to use the financial problems of the credit crunch as leverage to legalise marijuana on financial grounds...
Did you read the article on Digg about California spending 7bn per year on Dope?

Man that's Chronic Crunch reporting...
by jacK of Kats March 20, 2009
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