Bag of ass

1. A stupid or contemptible person (derogatory)

2. Something bad quality or faulty

1. That guy who screams in the class is a bag of ass, can’t stand him

2. This Laptop is a bag of ass, won’t turn on 😡

by EMD F59PHI July 26, 2024

jack my ass

Think about it, don’t fuck with me.

Don’t jack my ass Eric!

by Dieselsmokez July 27, 2024

Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.

Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.

by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024

Hole-Ass

Someone who isn't an asshole but a hole-ass. This is better than being an asshole. Being a hole-ass means that you may partake in asshole like activities on accident but occasionally on purpose on warranted occasion.

You are a hole-ass for accidentally shooting grass clippings at local neighborhood children on accent and sometimes on purpose when the kids are being assholes.

by JerrySienfeld96 July 31, 2024

Ass license

A license needed for girls with big asses

"Can I see your ass license, ma'am?"
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)

by Cheburik August 1, 2024

poo in the ass

Poo in the ass means being bad at a thing in negative, or just being a negative person

"Yo bro, are you poo in the ass?" "Hey man, that was real poo in the ass what you just did there"

by yxtyson August 4, 2024

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024