Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

vacation dick

Dick of above average size that you'd enjoy on vacation but not everyday.

Boy had that vacation dick last night, had me moaning and squirting.

by Giant jack June 10, 2016

Moby Dick

1. A book about a whale

2. A Led Zeppelin song including a drum solo by John Bonham

If you think that Moby Dick is anything but these two definitions, you are a horny sicko.

by What’s your handle321 August 6, 2024

Dick-gina

What a woman who has big vagina flaps gets when she wears tight pants

Her friend was cute but she had a dick-gina so I dropped her home and then went to the strippers lol

by Yesn!l December 15, 2023

Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.

Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

by Masongottits January 13, 2021

Norman's a dick

Norman's a dick: the guy who makes you wait. eventhough he already has it.

Norman's a dick:

I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.

by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025

croc dick

-Croc dick (Noun)

Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)

Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.

by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021