When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023
Get the Ass-Stachemug. 1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).
2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021
Get the ass trystmug. a word used to describe a butt. some guys say "look at that fat assssssssss!" some people,like me, say, "YOU ASSHOLE!!!" its another way to say donkey. basically, if someone smart is being a smart alek, you whisper smart ass under your breath.
camoron, you fat ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019
Get the assmug. by JackofJacks November 29, 2022
Get the Can of whop-assmug. 
1) someone who is looking hella stupid tries to roast you or someone else.
2) someone who says some stupid ass thing.
3) someone who does some stupid ass thing.
2) someone who says some stupid ass thing.
3) someone who does some stupid ass thing.
Ex:1
Man, Devon really be acting like a Goofy ass Mf. He's been saying some stupid ass things.
Ex:2
Alex: ay yo I hear Devon has been acting like a goofy ass Mf recently.
Jacob: yeah no he has been trying to roast us, yet he looks like Maui and acts all goofy.
Man, Devon really be acting like a Goofy ass Mf. He's been saying some stupid ass things.
Ex:2
Alex: ay yo I hear Devon has been acting like a goofy ass Mf recently.
Jacob: yeah no he has been trying to roast us, yet he looks like Maui and acts all goofy.
by BNFSAgeless May 10, 2022
Get the Goofy ass Mfmug. 