Big dick

Why did you- ARE YOU GAY?

no no no go away "big dick" WHY ARE YOU SEARHING IT again

by BIG DICK ZADDY February 22, 2022

Dick

Something you wish you had in you

I really wish I had a dick inside me

by 😄 funny January 19, 2022

dick sea

The male population in general.

Girl: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last night and it was awful!!!!

Friend:Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea......the dick sea. You will find one you like someday.

by Vendetta_driven_gal July 19, 2023

dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

Turbin Dick

Inserting tampon into male urethra via vaginal intercourse. During this action pulling outbid vagina while leaving tampon in urethra then smashing the cotton over the penis head while trying to insert penis into rectum.

Sally and I got so wasted that lastnight, man we both horny. We got after it so quick that she didn't have time to pull her tampon out so I ended up getting a turbin dick.

by Admiral foreskin August 8, 2017

Sup-Dick

(noun) 1. When your penis is erect, and you flex it upward in a sup nod to your partner.

“She was surprised to see me naked, so I gave her the sup-dick to break the awkward silence.”

by Supdickman September 18, 2019

Smoke this dick

When the dick so lit she gotta hit it twice...

"My girlfriend said she's wants to come over but doesn't want to get high tonight. Shittt, She Better smoke this DICKK!" OR "What she got that good throat!? Shittt, She Better Smoke This DICKKK!" OR "My girlfriend has been promising to suck my dick all day. Just as she was about to do it, she decided to go for a cigarette. Just as she opened the door to leave i replied; 'Shitttt, You Better Smoke this DICKKK!!"

by WIENE May 4, 2020