TwitterTwat

A new awesome Twitter client made especially for Twats to use.

Cdf12345 "Hey guys, what Twitter client should I use to tweet?"
RockStarr "TwitterTwat, for the sure, since you are a twat and all."

by RockStarrBuffy January 23, 2009

Twitterbreak

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com

Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!

by Dexi February 17, 2009

Twitterlebrity

Friendless exhibitionists randomly bragging about their unexeptional lives, via twitter

Exmaple Twitterlebrity Tweets:

A) Tweet: Just found a parking spot.

B) Tweet: At (insert trendy nightclub here)

C) Tweet: At the free clinic, uh ohhhh..

by FrontPaged April 14, 2009

Twitterbug

Someone who spends a great deal of their time on micro blogging service, Twitter.

“Why are you spending so much of your time on Twitter? If you’re not careful, you’ll turn into a Twitterbug.”

by Prof Bruce November 9, 2009

twitterholinsomniacs

Derived from twitterholic and insomniac, kinda like twitterhol(insomnia) umm.. ic.

@tweet Don't go to sleep. Stay up with me and the rest of the Twitterholinsomniacs. <---new word. Dope.

by bwilstyle May 22, 2010

twitterectomy

To ban or remove twitter from a workplace, venue, city or country

Socially Disgruntled Person 1: Hey, man, my twitter isn't tweeting. What's going on.

Socially Disgruntled Person 2: Twitterectomy, mate. It's down. The Man don't want us tweeting about Stuff, right?

by The Grrl May 21, 2011

twifter

Jazz cigar
Jamaican old holborn roll up

Easy, u blazin' that twifter?

by Easy-E July 3, 2003