by Doggey January 27, 2021
The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.
by @therealDonaldTrump June 05, 2016
1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 14, 2016
the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina
girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her
by napper:) May 12, 2011
Basically this means an individual is completely wrong/ not enough information is known about a situation but continues to argue about the topic. Usually in a exaggerated and dramatic way. Public or private no-place is safe from these assholes.
“ I can’t believe your baby momma brought her mom to hand off screaming in your face again! Bitch be flipping waffles. “
by PlznoBS92 July 18, 2021
When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.
Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle
Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle
by Prometheus03 February 28, 2023
He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.
Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.
An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.
An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.
by SAHVANARGI January 25, 2022