coon cheese

Coon Cheese: Can be confused as a racist phrase although is actually just a brand of cheese.

"Howdly Doodly young chap, you gots any of that COON cheese?"

"Oi thats racist you dog!"

"No, no, no young bizwy I meant the brand COON of cheese I have the bomb diggity, no discrimination, ma G"

by WoRdO_jOe October 22, 2017

cheese cracker

A racial insult used by mainly asian against other asians.

Equivalent to "cracker" used against white people.

Unfortunately, asians LIKE being called cheeze crackers.

(also see cheezit)

White guy: Hey, what's up cracker?

Asian guy: It's CHEESE cracker you ignorant bitch! pfft, I ain't even white.

by Scuba Steve™ February 27, 2008

cheese toastie

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.

Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie

by Duncanthebigman April 28, 2008

Cheese Grater

Someone whose voice is so irritating and grating and dissonant that hearing is like rubbing a cheese grater up and down your face.

She's such a cheese grater.

Cheese Grater: twelve o'clock.

I hear her voice and think 'Shh shh. Your voice. My ears. Bad combination!' (Thanks Sleep Talkin' Man) Her new nickname is Cheese Grater.

by Lolchica February 22, 2010

cheese dip

Cheese dip is a horny ass bitch that creams endlessly even when dry humping. The juices are so thick that you can dip a tostito in that shit and have a meal.

That girl is a cheese dip.

by suspect April 7, 2004

beaver cheese

Curdled duck butter.

When I went down on my bitch, i noticed the build-up of beaver cheese all up in her shit! Damn woman, clean up your butter!

by J-Dawg March 15, 2004

Element of Cheese

When an item, person or thing seems contrived or campy in some deliberate way - for the purpose of leaving a calculated impression with the audience.

The band's song was alright, but his Star Wars shirt in the video had an element of cheese to it.

by anony moose June 6, 2005