Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.

Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."

by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020

Short Game

Sexual prowess, up close and personal

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011

short

short = karolina andarza. 4’10 tiny woman.

have you seen becky? she’s so short. she’s like karolina.

by hollamcdolla August 8, 2022

throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

noah short

Gay butter fingers

Noah short

by Jdejgejydkd June 9, 2022

Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.

"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"

by mm_16 January 7, 2024