Step dad

A total fucker that tries to buy ur mother in law for about a year until he becomes a total asshole

Kid 1 : dad can i play on my phone ?

Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
Kid 1 : i did already actually
Step dad : Then do your homework !

by Kickoff2ndOP May 1, 2021

dads

a thing that left cause his pull out game was terrible

no dads only moms

by ijazakalaza September 7, 2022

Dadding

The act of leaving a person, in real life, so that they can be lonely. This only applies to certain games. "league" or have the name "Hairy"

Whilst, I was sipping my elegant cup of tea, I saw a certain guy named hairy with his dad "dadding".

by Hairymun May 17, 2022

Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022

Dad

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019

Dad

who

dad can not be found. Please re-type your word as there may be a spelling error.

by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019

Ur dad

Never came back with the milk

Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him

by anonymous May 25, 2022