The Fruities

The kind of intestinal distress a person experiences when they have consumed an excessive quantity of fruit or fruit juice. Effects range from severe, unpleasantly fragrant flatulence all the way to more liquid based expulsions.

After a sudden, unexpected fart, Tom immediately began to regret having eaten nothing other than a full punnet of ripe peaches for lunch. Instantly he knew that the fruities were coming.

by QuiglyMayer October 28, 2020

orange fruitcake

1) Orange fruitcake.
2) Donald Trump.

GOP is not a tea party. It's an orange fruitcake party.

by Idi K. November 4, 2020

Backwards fruit basket

When your girlfriend tucks the strap-on between her legs & fucks your mouth.

My girl didn't enjoy my Buffalo Bill fruit basket position, she got her revenge with the backwards fruit basket.

by Cyprian Rose November 14, 2020

No Fruit

To refuse something in an autistic fashion, even when it's for the benefit of the no fruiter.

Phil: "You should try Mangoes, they taste great."

Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "At least come on this holiday with us, we will pay for your flights, you'll enjoy yourself."

Coxy: "No fruit."

Phil: "But, why? You need a holiday."

Coxy: "NO FRUIT!"

by AggressiveKoala November 26, 2020

flame fruit

It means a flame user basically someone who ate a flame fruit

The flame fruit is nasty

by Dark hallow December 25, 2020

Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021