Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.

I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.

by Zikiro April 1, 2015

beach umbrellas

Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them

Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"

by Hhahahahaha0101 June 16, 2015

Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015

beachtitese

Bitch tittes in Italian

Beachtitese

by Cheese n' crust November 22, 2015

beach

a term used usually between friends meaning "bitch" but in a non-offensive and exceptionally funny way

hey beach
eww you ratty ass beach

by queen_slay69 July 11, 2016

Beachsunfun

the most savage user in ROBLOX who roasts scrubs

oh shit beachsunfun joined the server. I bet shell roast that RKer over there.

by Bubbaman73 July 25, 2016

beach bitch

A nasty bitch than hangs around on the beach.

Holy hell dude! Candi is such a beach bitch....she is awful!

by fenetonseeto January 31, 2017