alex the bean

A nigger that is as white as Casper the ghost and looks like the biggest bean in the world, also has the biggest forehead u have ever seen

Look at Alex the bean his forehead is so big

by Jeff dunker October 1, 2017

jumping bean

a jumping bean is a person of non-latino heritage who assumes a latino accent when saying words in spanish. I have to clarify that one can say the proper word without assuming the accent.

I saw mr. hernandez (pronounced "Hairnondayz" with thick, sent-up latino accent) on the street today.

by disgruntled cracker December 27, 2004

Cool Beans

A word that people use when they don't wanna seem all gangster by just saying "cool" so they try to be cute by saying cool beans and raising their eyebrows. It really works with the cute factor!

Did you hear that Josh is dating Dana and they are like so cute together!!

Ummmm...cool beans!

by Pink Babe! January 8, 2011

bean stalk

a horny bean; the epitome of clitoral arousal and erected-ness

lick my bean stalk!!!

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

Spill the beans

When a stripper gives someone an enjoyable lap dance and proceeds to defecate upon them before it's over

Sparkles will give my laphog a good grind but I hope she doesn't spill the beans.

by nasty nater June 10, 2015

jelly bean

To plave your anus on the tip of someones nose while they are sleeping.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

bean curd

someone who isn't very smart and is REALLY annoying and has not experienced a lot of the world. they are also very helpless.

"sam you left the tv on."
"you turn it off, i'm already in the other room."
"fine you little bean curd."

by googlyeyes: January 16, 2010