The New Nintendo Kennel Club

The New Nintendo Kennel Club is a strange and misleading webforum created and kept running by little girls trapped in 14-19 year old bodies. They used to talk about dogs and puppies, and even pixel pets to keep their amusement at par, now they use n00b language and really medicore jokes to talk about basically anything that takes place in this universe. One day DoggieLicker404 has a slice of pizza, and she feels the need to tell somebody. So, she posts a topic saying "Pizza", and then writes a description about what her pizza looks like, and tastes like, followed by 2000 replies with other users favorite pizza toppings. This could also work with "What's your favorite breed of PUPPY?"

They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.

There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.

You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.

All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.

Have fun getting a career.

Amen.

NNKCER 1: "GUIZ I JUST GAWT BOTOX LOLZ WANNA C"
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"

NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"

NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"

admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE

by PORNBOT May 12, 2010

Solo Mile High Club

In comparison to Mile High Club, this is just the same except doing it solo. In other words, masturbating on a plane.

Also known as Half Mile High Club

Jono: "Argh! This 55 minute flight is lasting forever! Guess I'll go join the Solo Mile High Club."

by Techn1x December 28, 2008

Anti Social Social Club

That one group of friends that just sits on their phones all the time and they don't talk to each other.

Person 1: Man they are such an Anti Social Social Club.
Person 2: I know right!

by Sparkae January 3, 2017

Half Mile High Club

The self gratification equivalent of the Mile High Club

I flew to denver by myself on wednesday and became a member of the Half Mile High Club.

by Scott Farnsworth December 8, 2005

Two Door Cinema Club

Really awesome band, originally from N. Ireland that play "alteronica." The band consists of Sam Halliday (guitar), Alex Trimble (lead vocals & guitar), and Kevin Baird (bass).

Lee: Hey, heard of any good bands to listen to?
Aislinn: Yeah, Two Door Cinema Club. They're amazing & their songs are really easy to dance to, yo.

by HEIRBEAR November 8, 2010

8-Inch-High Club

Exclusive group of people who have had sex on an air mattress.

Dude, air mattress was great last night. Sorry about your kitchen.

No problem, I heard you joining the 8-inch-high club. Go clean my kitchen.

by TotallyVindicated December 16, 2011

High school chess club

A group of children you definitly do not want to mess with or prepare to say goodbye to your pawn!

You seriously, seriously do not want to mess with these guys.

by Your Momma In A Two Piece December 13, 2004