fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.

Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.

by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 27, 2017

Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.

oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!

by BigBiddie October 2, 2017

office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.

Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.

by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

by yursh22 June 20, 2017

tickle a twat

When a girl masturbates. Flicks the bean. The act of Shebopping. Etc...

I'm so glad I have gotten rid of that old iPhone 4s finally. This iPhone 7 screen is much better for watching porn to tickle a twat with.

by TheLunarMother June 28, 2017

twat

The past tense of a spectacularly bad tweet.

That dick just twat that boys cant code

by danmux November 1, 2017

Fucking Twat Loser

The word for people who consistently overuse abusive and/or overpowered weapons, tools, card, etc. in video games.

Jeez, that guy is such a Fucking Twat Loser for using that overpowered item.

by Caillou The Dank Meme November 8, 2017