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Blue Plate Special 

New Jersey replaced their old, blue license plates in 1993, but some were given the option to keep them. These drivers, called Blue Plate Specials, are characterized by their white hair, incompetent, shockingly slow driving, most often in a Dodge Aries with a vinyl top.
Fuck, I'm stuck behind another blue plate special.
Blue Plate Special by Shit Cock October 22, 2012
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Philly special 

It's when you punch a horse in the face causing the animal to poop on the street. Then you dive face first in the fecal pile while it's still hot.
During the victory parade sharon performed the Philly special.
Philly special by Big Rodboski February 12, 2018
while having sex in the missionary posistion, take one of the girls legs and raise it straight up in the air and pound away.

keep in mind you have to have the other leg flat on the bed/floor/beach/best friend's back, to get it stretched real good like.
i totally special K'd Tina last night, and it was on your back. It was awesome.
Special K by Jimmydrysack13 May 26, 2008

Lobster Dinner Special 

The sexual act of putting a live lobster inside of a womans asshole, tail first. The woman's sexual partner puts his erect penis into her vagina, and while performing the lobster cuts up the balls.
Kyle: Hey Michael, what are you doing in the hospital?
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)

Two for one special 

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special
Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.
Two for one special by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018

special-Ed 

The name you give to that one kid in your class who is lowkey a retard but acts like he is all smart and is the shit.

Can also be used to described a friend with a big dick but is very very gay.
Dude I swear Ed is special-ed. He is dumb as shit.

I think Kyle might be special-ed. He is always saying the dumbest shit ever

"Susie did you know Mike has a big dick."
"Yea but he might be special-Ed...he is very gay."
special-Ed by Papaflex April 23, 2017

amateur porn special effects 

This is where skanky teenage girls take nude pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their camera phones and submit the pics to amateur voyeur sites.The special effects come from them using a filthy mirror splattered with zit jism and toothpaste gunk.
I couldn't tell if that chick was hot or not on account of the amateur porn special effects.