birth poop

A difficult poop to the point you're feeling like you're giving birth.

Today was a hard day... I delivered a birth poop over lunch.

by Rainey4 May 7, 2017

Poop carpet

A very hairy butt crack

Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!

by Sinistersquish May 25, 2017

souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.

Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.

by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017

Poop and drag

To fart in one place and drag the putride smell with you to another.

Marcel, did you have to to poop and drag into the truck after lunch?

Mike, your a walking asshole as it is. Did you have to poop and drag it into the room?

by Chacharillo February 11, 2017

poop fan

A bathroom fan, that is commonly turned on when pooping to try to get rid of the smell.

"Aw shit, the poop fans on. She's gonna take a minute."

by SonicTheHedgehog420 October 7, 2016

poop fog

The foggy brown water still remaining after you've flushed a massive poo.

Person 1: "you take a shit?"
Person 2: "nah dude"
Person 1: "bullshit there's obvious poop fog in the toilet"

by Tom Ato September 17, 2016

Poop ding

The noise your shit makes when it hits the toilet

Did you hear that? Poor guy is poop dinging over there. Or Get the hell out of here you fuckin poop ding.

by Clit Commander 411 July 23, 2016