Poop Chute Misdirection 

When attempting to penetrate, from behind, the anus of an inexperienced anal receiver, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

When you're about to fuck a woman's ass from behind and it's her first time trying anal, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of her to distract her while you fuck her ass.

I have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some POP-ITS. I'm going to try the "Poop Chute Misdirection" tonight with Margaret.

Poop Chute Misdirection by Palindromez January 25, 2018

Poop 'n' Snoop 

The act of scouring through someone's social media profile while on the toilet.

"Man, did you see the post that chick from Science class posted the other day? "

"Yeah, I found it during an epic Poop 'n' Snoop last night."

Poop 'n' Snoop by Dima83az May 23, 2018

poop the apple 

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

poop the apple by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018

poop inertia 

The feeling right before you are about to take a rather large poop(s).

Mom: “Jimmy?”
Jimmy: “I’ll be out in a second!!”
Jimmy (quietly): man, I can feel the poop inertia building up right now! I- *ker-plunk*

poop inertia by mattyvomg June 2, 2018

poop sleuth 

A person who always smells shit but can never seem to find the source.

Betty was too busy being a poop sleuth that she didn't even realize it was her own funk she was smelling.

poop sleuth by Narcolovely June 2, 2018

Poop-jack 

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

Poop-jack by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018

Poop-Froot 

Poop-froot also refered to as ass hymen or butt cherry, is the virgin seal of one's asshole meaning when a young male has a penis intrude or be welcomed into the gay asses hole between his furry butt cheeks pounding it out of firm tightness to loose often bloody drooping O-ring , that right until that moment had been untouched.usually a term saved for the fagboys.

The poor boy never being to prison before ,didn't stand a chance when his hulking cellmate "Bubba" aproached with his big black penis and said celly lye down on ya belly and get ready for me to make jam of your poop-froot.

Poop-Froot by Splooter Mcgavin October 14, 2018