November 25

Today is suck someones dick named Adam day. Adam is such a gangster that everyone is obligated to do this. You also have to tell Adam how cool he is just because he's that cool.

Lindsey: Hey Lily did you see Mike over there?
Lily: Yeah he's sucking Adams dick because its November 25.
Lindsey: Yeah Adam is the realest Nigga dude...

by sneakybones November 22, 2019

November 29

November 29 is national please a guy with a big dick day. People born on this day have an enormous dick. You better please him ladies

He was born on November 29!? He must have a big dick!

by Jackfuckiteye November 3, 2019

Arsenal November

An arsenal November: a month or period of time where a football club from North London without past European and domestic success and with delusional fans implodes and the rest of the season collapses along with dreams of possible silverware. This is a common analogy or metaphor that can be used as parallel to FML or when for the coda by blonde redhead starts playing.

An arsenal November is all it takes for Newcastle's their season to turn dismally to dust.

Micheal's life was going good till finals week came along, everyone has their arsenal November this is his.

by NIKSTERTHEGOAT November 24, 2018

November 9

National tell your crush you like them day

You tell your crush you like them on November 9

by xxxpseudonym November 6, 2019

November 12

Hug your bestopposite gender friend and do what they want for the day .-.

Ms ma'am: hey it's November 12 you know what that means :)
Mr sir: yeah but I don't have too .-.

by Walking stick :) November 8, 2019

November 14

November 14 is National grab a guys dick day and the boy has to let it happen. But if you have a boyfriend you have to grab his dick NO MATTER WHAT.

Girl: it’s November 14th

Boy: well fuck

by Hihihihihihhiihihhi November 13, 2019

November 14

National appreciate a stalker day. If hey cyber stalk or go all out with binoculars appreciate them for watching over you.

Person-Hey what day is it?
Stalker-November 14, National appreciate a stalker day.
Person-Oh, I guess I have to appreciate you for today.
Stalker-Yay, I’ve been appreciated!

by That bitch named Becky November 14, 2019