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Jarett Lucas 

Once called “Horse” Jarett Lucas started his life in a landfill. Buried under a pile of used condoms Jarett Lucas was brought home by his albino mother and bis N word for a dad. Trapped in his room 24/7 Horse quickly found his obsession in men. For a day job Jarett Lucas buys and sells used condoms. His most favorite of them all came from Barack Obama’s Horse. He comes to school everyday smelling like shit, as he showers in his own horse shit, and Leaves with a literal red neck because people slap the shit out of it. Scared to talk to girls he finds his comfort in guys. He is failing all of his special ed classes and his best friend is the lunch lady.
Jarett Lucas is 100% a victim of torn rubber.
Jarett Lucas by BigDaddy45626 March 23, 2020
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James Lucas 

A.K.A Fathead

If you come across one of these your in for a treat as James is one of the most interesting people you can meet. His head for starters is his main asset. Being about the size of a pumpkin or watermelon. He has a constant foul stench about him which consists on cigarettes blended with pizza to give off a most foul aroma that would make any man gasp for air. His hair is an entity of its own, being so greasy and foul that water seems to just flow off it leaving it perfectly dry. His skills with the opposite sex are below par as he doesn't know how to break off a relationship and only sticks with it for the pussy.
Guy: "Man my hair is so smelly and dirty cause i forgot to wash it yesterday."

Guy 2: "So your going for the James Lucas look are you?"
James Lucas by Anonymous April 19, 2005
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Dirty Lucas 

When male uses iron to dry woman vagina then iron penis and putting it in antilopa at same time
I heard Jack did Dirty Lucas yesterday. He is in hospital lmao.
Dirty Lucas by fineryx April 1, 2020

jorge lucas 

Jorge Lucas is a sexy ass boy who has a long dick. Everyone wants to hit it. Has a fat ass. Really good at sex.. When he hits it they want more.. Pull out game too strong and has a perfect face.
Jorge Lucas has me going crazy.
jorge lucas by Alberto Gonzalez February 21, 2015

daphne lucas 

Daphne Lucas is the most beautiful and brilliant person on this earth. Yes she is a princess and needs to be treated as one.
daphne lucas by Annyffhvdf March 16, 2020

john lucas 

John Lucas is a very loving boy he likes to play a lot of games and he is a very lovable and kind person a lot of friends very popular he is a green eyed boy with straight hair and he is a hot and sexy!
john lucas by anonymous December 14, 2020

Jenifer x Lucas 

This Ship will last forever. This couple is a very cute couple. They both love each other no matter what happens in the relationship. Even though Jenifer doesn't show Lucas a lot of love she still loves him a lot. And Lucas he loves Jenifer and never EVER wants to let her go. This couple is one of the best couples in the world. No Matter if something bad happens they go through it together. Lucas Always loves when Jenifer calls him Baby,Babyboy,and babe. The couple is one of the cutest couple ever seen. And when there together everything is possible. Lucas loves the color Dark Blue and Jenifer Loves the color Yellow. And together those colors look amazing together. The Ship Jenifer x Lucas is perfect. And they are meant to be together.💖

Lucas if your seeing this I love you and always will.

Made by: Jenifer