chowder lips

The result of unknowingly going down on your girl when she is infected.

I went down on my girlfriend, who had a yeast infection and when I came up I had a mad wac case of chowder lips yo!

by crazylikeaclam August 15, 2009

Crabby lips

A rare condition that originated in the North of England where peoples lips form the shape and attitude of a common crab.

Sideways talking is usually a result.

It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.

Johnny your girlfriend has some damn crabby lips. It makes me physically sick

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

jabbed all up the lip

To be punched in the mouth, usually for doing something stupid or irritating.

If you don't give me that twos you promised me you're gonna get jabbed all up the lip.

by mainframejeff July 10, 2009

dirty lip gloss

After engaging in dirty anal sex, your weiner is covered in fecal matter and the lucky lady of the evening sucks it off resulting in a nice brown ring around her mouth.

"Claude ass slammed that coke whore last night and she sucked his dick. She ended up with some dirty lip gloss. Tee Hee."

by jaegerdon January 28, 2010

lip to lip

slang for oral sex

"how do you like it?"
"hunn, i like it lip to lip.(;"

by alicegotlost_17 October 13, 2009

Administrative Lip

Most often used in the college setting around class registration time. When the hassle of administrative work becomes unbearable, the only solution is saying "fuck it" and packing an enormous lip of smokeless tobacco.

Henry: "Dude they keep saying that my password is incorrect and when I try to get my password hint they won't give it to me"

James: "That sucks bro. I got my skoal peach right here go ahead and grab an administrative lip."

by bbrizzle4UUq16 December 9, 2009

lips are sealed

1. virginity for a female
2. tease by a female

She's a virgin,... Really! Her lips are sealed?

by jaxton January 14, 2011