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Spring Cleaning

When you shout Mom/Dad right after climaxing on your stomach and cleaning as quickly as possible before the walk in.
Alex: yo my mom caught me while I was spring cleaning

Max: awe shit dude
by Fantastic404 October 12, 2018
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ear cleaner

its when you fuck someone in the ear till its squeaky clean and polish it with your cum
jeez man i did the ear cleaner on my girl last night she will hear me now
by fagol 69696969696 December 10, 2018
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House Cleaning Franchises

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by Online Digital Marketing December 25, 2018
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mr.clean

Like a good nieghbor mr.clean is there

Mr.clean:wats you need nigga
by Mr.Clean338 March 10, 2019
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Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.
I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.
by Sskatz June 12, 2019
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Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
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