Mush dick

Old men

Al has a mush dick

by Nev22 August 19, 2022

concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******

Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!

by meeeeeeeeeee. August 03, 2018

Soapy dick day

Your boyfriend or guy best friend has to send a soapy dick picture

Hey it’s Soapy dick day send a soapy dick picture

by Unknownsrose June 11, 2024

Dick Prickles

The prickly, spiky, bristly, tickly feeling a partner will experience if their body rubs against a partner's pubic reagon. It's experienced when the man hasn't shaved his pubic regon in a day-or-so and the hair begins to grow back.

Woman: "Honey, I felt your dick prickles when we were spooning last night. They tickled my behind."

by The DoOver July 19, 2013

Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps

"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"

by bill o' tronic March 11, 2024

dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster March 16, 2014