when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.
a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022
Get the dick whistle mug.Nice compliment reserved for ridiculous Big Dick Energy super self aware people irregardless of gender; Cops bouncing your head off the patrol cars roof, coworker who attempts to step into a problem you are working on immediately followed by catastrophic failure, branch managers stating the obvious to fuck with you over dumb shit, manipulative schmoozers, backwards capped bro ninjas getting knocked smooth the fuck out and creepy poorly aging serial mac artists. Traditional to duck after uttering as it has a long storied tradition of being followed by cop hitting you again, coworker throwing heavy and/or sharp objects, branch managers getting manager with actual authority to fire and offensive ass hats doubling down on their harmful observations.
"Thanks officer Big Dick I will watch my head getting out of the vehicle as well!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
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A name-calling word typically referring to a male who is detested by someone else. Not to be confused by the pronoun Dick; a genuine name which a hospital will register on a Certificate of Birth.
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