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Dick

(Verb) to be played by a person or false persona for the purpose of achieving sexual satisfaction or sadistic cravings. Often used as a desperate attempt to hide something personal, ie. homosexuality.
She realized she had been dicked by her current boyfriend when she found out via text message that he chose his second girlfriend over her.
by superwholock69 January 22, 2014
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Dick Down December

Ayo yo it’s finally Dick down December.
by Millipussy December 6, 2021
mugGet the Dick Down Decembermug.

chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \ -noun-

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021
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Grab his dick

Garb it as a surprise
by Master Jew May 15, 2022
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Pencil Dick

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
'Lose my number pencil dick.'
by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024
mugGet the Pencil Dickmug.

dick

dick is a male body part but is normally used as an insult.
you know bod, yeah he's such a DICK!
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Chicken dick

Well you guys must be horny if you guys are searching this up
"man, hes such a chicken dick"
by Painting May 9, 2020
mugGet the Chicken dickmug.

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