Mush dick

by Nev22 August 19, 2022
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concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******
Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!
by meeeeeeeeeee. August 03, 2018
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Soapy dick day

Your boyfriend or guy best friend has to send a soapy dick picture
by Unknownsrose June 11, 2024
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Dick Prickles

The prickly, spiky, bristly, tickly feeling a partner will experience if their body rubs against a partner's pubic reagon. It's experienced when the man hasn't shaved his pubic regon in a day-or-so and the hair begins to grow back.
Woman: "Honey, I felt your dick prickles when we were spooning last night. They tickled my behind."
by The DoOver July 19, 2013
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dick bought

When someone defends a man seemingly to the death despite the fact that the man they defend is more than likely abusive, a rapist, a pedophile, an annoying ass rumor mill, destroys people and his own "friends" for his own entertainment, etc. Usually the man that dickboughters are defending is usually a drug dealer and they're afraid to lose their fix.
Dick bought: "He may be a rapist and abuser but, that's my boy, he knows where the good weed at"
Normal person: "Oh, you're dickbought!"

Normal person: "Uh, dude I wouldn't be cool with that guy. He's a pedophile."
Dick bought: *literally foams at the mouth and threatens a normal person's life because "their boy" gets them drugs and had a social standing in high school*
by RedTiger515 September 11, 2021
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Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.
Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back
by Shirtman22 May 04, 2021
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Tri-dick

When someone had the birth defect of having three penises.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Joe has a tri-dick?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I don't wanna see his three penises."
by CarsonLaBen April 21, 2018
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