Dick-inputtable

Somebody/something into whom/which you would potentially agree to sexually and/or casually stick your penis.

Have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!

Have you tried the crème brûlée? It is really dick-inputtable.

by Bustin_your_balls_69 February 2, 2018

Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.

"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."

by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012

dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

by jkHeZ June 23, 2014

Dick Cage

a cage used to trap the dick, normally used in sex

time for the dick cage

by Slovenia Mapping September 4, 2021

Loaf Dick

When you eat too big of a sandwich and you just can't.

Can't bang, got loaf dick.

by phoehm November 13, 2016

dick

1.
a man's penis.
2.
anything at all.
3.
waste time; mess around

1.

"I want that big black dick in my fanny."
2.
"you don't know dick about this—you haven't a clue!"
3.
"Ugh, your such a dick!"

by Emily Davidson July 10, 2022

dick

also known as a handgun typically called by a gangbanger

“let me pull out this dick and shoot this mofucka”

by Hispanic Jesus June 3, 2022