Shit On My Ass

Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."

Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.

Stan: Shit on my ass!

Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.

Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!

by ceaseanddesistsir April 9, 2010

Shit-pop

When you have a fart stuck behind your shit, and when you push the fart out, the shit goes flying!

DUDE!! last night i shit-popped all over my cereal!!!

by Hairy Richard Jr. November 18, 2011

Shit Rape

The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.

Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.

by SanicDid9/11 November 9, 2015

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005

shit just got real

A phrase originally spoken in Will Smith/Martin Lawrence action/buddy-cop movie "Bad Boys 2," but referenced in Simon Pegg/Nick Frost action/buddy-cop movie satire "Hot Fuzz," signifying a sudden crescendo of danger and/or sudden understanding of dangerous circumstances.

Picnicking friends scoffed at cautionary weather reports. Lightning strikes the ground not more than an inch from the blanket. Wide-eyed, they stare at each other: "Wow. Shit just got real."

by Mackiemesser June 13, 2010

Shit atoll

A turd which is of sufficient size and mass that it naturally sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl, but with a portion which sits proud above the water line and in doing so mimics a small atoll or island.

A true shit atoll is not supported by the sides of the toilet in any way but is completely 'free standing'.

After not having a crap for two weeks I produced a prize winning shit atoll last night.

by Ryd June 25, 2006

SHIT HIT THE FAN

An idiomatic expression used to convey that something disastrous has occured.

The moment I saw the second plane hit the World Trade Center, I knew that shit had hit the fan.

by Brian T November 25, 2003