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Frumpy Sexy

Someone or Something that wears out of date, oversized and drappy clothing or fabric that may or may not be stained, full of holes or covered in cat hair but is somehow owning it and making it work, and others are turned on or see past the hot mess and just see hot. Frumpy can also be characterized as frizzy or uncombed/un-kept hair, pasty or blotchy skin, a green hue to the skin, yellow teeth, lack of clothing or covering where its needed, and a poor attitude about this overall appearance or solution to this appearance. So Frumpy Sexy is all of this, but somehow this person has a great figure, or physique, or face, and they are just making it work to the point that it attracts people of the opposite or same sex.
Typically, Marie dresses to the nines for work- but on her half-day- she went Frumpy Sexy, and wore a XXXL mens sweatshirt, mismatched blue/black socks, a pair of loose yoga pants, flip flops, and a crappy pony-tail- but all the male-coworkers didn't seem to notice and were still checking out her pop-out hot pink thong every time she bent over!
Frumpy Sexy by hotsaucemess June 16, 2012
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Udder of Sexy 

The gland in which one secretes "sexy." Usually can be found in the traveling erogenous zone known as the G-spot.
"I managed to collect a bit of sexiness from her udder of sexy and used it to my advantage! I shall market it and make millions!"
Udder of Sexy by NPZR January 25, 2009

Molto Sexy 

In Italian, molto is another way of describing something like very sexy.
Molto sexy = Very sexy
Molto Sexy by DLos March 13, 2010

senior sexy 

when a older person is looking nice.
hey grandma, you looking all senior sexy today.

Butt-Sexy 

The Sexiness of a butt.
Wow that guy from homeroom is so Butt-Sexy

Jay Sexy 

An awesome big penis overlord, thats short for the name Justin
Jay Sexy by sex anonymous October 18, 2008

damn sexy 

someone who is sooo attractive that the authoritative "damn" is needed before the lust-filled "sexy" in order for one to truly express one's feelings. a good example of DAMN sexiness would be green day, especially tre cool. who is just too sexy with his eyeliner and white shoes.
wow, tre cool is so DAMN SEXY he is just the epitome of sexiness
damn sexy by a TRUE green day fan November 24, 2004