Poist

Post-coital moistness. Being filled with or covered in sexual fluids (such as semen).

Man, your mom was so poist after I was done with her last night.

by TactualRanger December 1, 2021

Political lighthouse

1: An individual or organization that is responsible for helping people discover and or assist them in getting actively involved with one or more nonmainstream political parties.
2: An individual or organization that is responsible for identifying problems that are negatively impacting society and get organizations, the government, and or people involved in order to try to fix it

Example for definition 1: Ana has told numerous people about the Reform Party and the Citizens Party; and she helped them get involved in those parties’ activities. Ana is a political lighthouse.

by Vanguard 1998 December 2, 2021

Political specialist

1: An individual who politicians, think tanks, and interest groups consult to learn more about a particular political topic or policy issue and or provide suggestions on what types of policies could be made to help address the issue. It should be noted you don’t necessarily have to have a college degree or work in a career field that deals with the area you have expertise in.

2: A person who is very well informed about what very well informed about what is happening in government on various levels and makes an intensive effort to keep other people informed of what is happening in the government. They know what numerous famous individuals, politicians, businesses, and organizations are doing on a variety of political issues in various government jurisdictions. They use social media and or blogs as the main way they keep the public informed on what is happening.

Leonard knows a great deal about cybersecurity and how social media companies design algorithms to suggest content to users of that platform and monitor user’s activities on that platform. They are a political specialist.

by Vanguard 1998 December 2, 2021

Political Dysmorphia

The act of believing oneself to have particular political views, when in fact, they are grossly distorted. For example, one may consider themselves a progressive when they are reactionary, just as most conservatives are just twisted neo-liberals.

The youtube socialist is suffering from Political Dysmorphia.

by TheOtherC-Dog December 8, 2021

politician

Geriatric Demon Doll

Mitch McConnell is the evilest man in the usa. He's like an adult sized Chucky, like every other politician.

by FuckYourTwoMoms December 10, 2021

Political Influencer

a person who takes part in influencing political outcomes.

Political Influencers include lobbyists, activists, donors, journalists, news anchors, organizations, political consultants, and other people that make money at the expense of U.S. citizens.

The political influencers lied every moment to feed their greed. It will be a cold day in hell before they'll give up controlling the political narrative.

by Save The Republic December 26, 2021

Political bar fight

An expression used to describe all of the pointless fighting and bickering that tends to happen in the government over various policy issues, the effectiveness and credibility of political leaders, how important and or valid certain beliefs and values are, etc. While it does occur in all levels of the government, it happens most frequently on the state and federal levels. These conflicts often times cause significant delays in passing important pieces of legislation They are often to forward and or their party’s agenda and or as way to get acquire more power and influence when discussing a particular issue.

There are always political bar fights happening in the U.S. government these days; often over relatively pointless things.

by Vanguard 1998 January 1, 2022