Penis art

A picture made up of hundreds of little symbols and punctuation that assumes the identity of a nice-looking dick.
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no homo tho

~Have you seen his latest Penis art?

~Yeah, i almost HAD to jerk off to it. No homo tho.

by hitormissinevermiss December 4, 2018

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

Penis Vagina

Where some one has a penis and a vagina

Hey that person has penis vagina

by Happy guy123 March 13, 2019

bi penis

When someone cuts your dick into two. Someone might call it a snake tongue.

Damn dude, Becky gave you a bi penis

by Salt3boi December 15, 2018

Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

by CountVladDracula June 14, 2018

Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.

K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher

by Dmuffin July 19, 2018

Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.

I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.

by Hskfok July 19, 2018