Penis hood

An uncircumcised penis

Did you hear nick has a penis hood?!!

by Gl1zzy g0bblAh July 31, 2020

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penis raider

Someone who cuts the penis from the balls and keeps it in a Asda bag and keeps it for safe keeping.

Legend says that at 9:30am in the morning a ritual happens where the Penis Raider sticks all the penises he raided last night up his rectum.

Ashley Hunter snuck into Adam Szlamps room and cut the penis from the ballsack

by Peter Simmons February 1, 2005

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Penis wipe

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.

Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

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penis poop

when you wait a while and cum, but the cum comes back in and freezes up like glue. after you cum or piss it makes the trail larger. when it does come out the chunky substance slowly and painfully exits you're penis.

hey mark, where where you last night. i was purging penis poop, it made me bleed like a 12 year old girl!

by nick err April 21, 2020

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penis leech

A girl or woman who will suck anyones cock, loves to suck cock and will suck cock anywhere

I took out my dick and she started sucking it, she's a total penis leech.

by The7thgeek August 19, 2006

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Penis Promise

A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.

Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"

Megan: "Swear?"

Justin: "Penis Promise."

Megan: "Good."

by Fallenrook1989 July 20, 2010

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Penis Berry

A tongue peircing on your sexy girlfriend you never notice untill the first time you get a BJ. It just adds to the experience but also functions as a very good insult.

Girl friend: "are you coming in im ready"
Guy: "Yup just about"
Narrarator: she goes in for the blowing of your life time
Guy: OW!! WTF what poked me.... i mean thats a good BJ but what hurt me!!
Girl Friend: i said i got a tongue peircing today but you never listen to me!!...
Guy: That Penis Berry hurt...
Girl Friend: what my tongue piercing?
Girl Friend: should i take it off?
Guy: Noo.... i Like it

by NirvBonner October 30, 2010

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