One dumpling no noodle

So so. Alright.

How was your day?
One dumpling no noodle

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

Spicy Japanese noodle

When a Japanese girl has a mouth full of wasabi sauce and gives you a blow job and then lets you fuck her in the ass.

Amanda gives the best spicy Japanese noodle!

by 10wellhung January 29, 2025

Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

The Darby Noodle

When your bald and your male genitalia are so small it makes a micros penis look massive

“Trevor was in the change room and everyone laughed because he had The Darby Noodle”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

Ohio Pool Noodle

Two fuzzy fellas slap they wieners in sync till they meat touches (Gotta Wear Socks So It Ain’t Gay)

Hey Bro Wanna Ohio Pool Noodle And Chill Or Nah

by DaQtrToterPounder November 13, 2025

Reverse Pool Noodle Style

The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide

Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style

by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025