Sausage

A long glizzy that is like a cylinder or something like that idk don’t @ me anyways if you swallowe it whole don’t spit because SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS

Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, bacon, grits
SAUSAGE!!
Imma skinny bitch but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
I gotta fat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
I gotta flat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
Wake up in the morning gotta eat that
SAUSAGE!!
Imma red head but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
Imma gay n**ga but I still take
SAUSAGE!!

by I’m part of Gen Z November 10, 2020

Sausage

A person that when something is posted on Facebook believes straight away that it must be true.

Some sausage shared it on Facebook the other day

by Yousillysausage October 12, 2021

Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

Booty Sausage

A sausage that is meant for the booty. Rather it be a Penis or a Dildo, or a Vibrator, or an actual Sausage/Hotdog

Example 1: I sat on a Booty Sausage last night and it left me filled with cum. Example 2: I had played with a Booty Sausage as my boyfriend did not give me enough pleasure.

by TheConQueefTador September 19, 2025

anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl

dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament

by eszy June 22, 2016

Sausage Sizzle

A thin sausage (usually beef), served diagonally on sliced white bread. Can also be served with bbq'd, sliced onions, tomato sauce or bbq sauce. Usually sold as fundraisers for local youth or sporting clubs. See also Democracy Sausage.

When I was at Bunnings this morning I had a sausage sizzle put on by the local soccer team.

by Mumooch May 10, 2022

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018