The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

The Kentucky Wet Noodle by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

The Resting Noodle 

When a person eats a mysterious chocolate candy, possibly psychedelic, and falls into a blissful slumber

After the show, we got back to the hotel and he ate the chocolate on table and fell into the resting noodle postion.

The Resting Noodle by Duber74 November 7, 2024

eat forks with noodles 

Something Asians like to do to insult white people

Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh

eat forks with noodles by maximitis November 10, 2024

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

Not My Noodles by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

Spicy Japanese noodle 

When a Japanese girl has a mouth full of wasabi sauce and gives you a blow job and then lets you fuck her in the ass.

Amanda gives the best spicy Japanese noodle!

Spicy Japanese noodle by 10wellhung January 29, 2025

Pushing the noodle 

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

Pushing the noodle by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

The Darby Noodle 

When your bald and your male genitalia are so small it makes a micros penis look massive

“Trevor was in the change room and everyone laughed because he had The Darby Noodle”

The Darby Noodle by Johnsantel October 9, 2025