Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
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Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
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Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.
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