Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Hand Fake

Where you go to shake someones hand placing your hand out and right when they go to shake your hand you pull it back and pretend like your running your fingers thru your hair! lololololo

Yo Yo did you see me Hand Fake} that dude who fell for my trick I really got him lololololo

by roxbox007 February 06, 2020

Fake offline

The act of putting ur status to offline when infact, ur online

guy 1: man this bitch is so clingy idk what to do
guy 2: just go fake offline man

by ur fav bad bitch hun May 23, 2022

Fake-Basher

A wanna be scene person who bash other wanna-be scene individuals. This person is a fake and think that they're scene.

I dont like wanna-be scene people, who make fun of other wanna-bes, like Fake-Bashers

by Sincerly, Charlotte June 03, 2009

Fake names

Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh

Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names

by BigOlCLaps December 05, 2019

Fake femboy

Someone who claims to be a femboy, but is a trans man and calls themself a femboy to compensate for the fact that they aren't able to look masculine

It's literally just being a woman with extra steps

Real femboy: So yeah, I dress feminine to express myself, I have a cock and I was born as a dude

Fake femboy: omg me too! (Is visibly female)

Real femboy: (knows the fake femboy is afab) Uhhh no you aren't..that's being a woman with extra steps

Fake femboy: *gets mad because they Don't want to admit to themselves that femboy is a slur when used on trans people, And proceeds to rant on Twitter about how Trans men are oppressed*

by DogbertsLeftNut April 27, 2025

Flake Fake

when a you invite a person and they agree to go but they make you think they weren't gunna come.

I showed up late on purpose it was A Flake Fake.

by Vulgar_English April 30, 2024