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Blue Spruce Moose Juice 

a certain type of weed that is blue and runny when strained(or filtered). found in canada deep in the canadian forests very rare in value.
i went to canada this summer i found some saweeeet Blue Spruce Moose Juice

realziez

yup

Blue Bell Thundercunt 

Biggest cunt ever manufactured.
You know who you are.
They come in every group; they don't give a shit about you or anything else. Just themselves.
And sex.
And money.

And they crack a shitton of dead baby jokes.

All in all, Blue Bell Thundercunt is someone you'd rather pistol whip.
Seriously.
Blue Bell Thundercunt apparently likes to sleep around a lot.
Seriously.
Pffff-

Blue Jack 

A person of African descent and Jewish heritage. As in - Black Jew (Blue) Jew Black (Jack)
"Yo have you seen Schmoolie Jefferson lately?"

"Nah man that Blue Jack hasn't been around in weeks."
Blue Jack by Fresno Bob April 25, 2013

Blue Collar Chic 

Shaved head, goatee, tattoo, piercing - or some combination thereof. An urban trend ironically called edgy. Might have been edgy in the late 90s, now it's just a tired, ubiquitous trend. Also so: propped-up & revolving baseball caps. Also see: white men trying to look like Latino prisoners because being white is seen as less masculine these days.
Wait, is that Ben? When did he turn into a blue-collar Mexican?
When Latinos came in style, he died his hair black and got a tattoo to appeal to them. Thinks Blue Collar Chic makes him more masculine and less white.

Oh. Has be bought a pick-up truck yet?
Blue Collar Chic by BullWinkle February 5, 2014

Blue Thumb 

the feeling of disappointment a guy feels when a girl claims to be a gamer to get attention from him, but then leaves him hanging when the time comes to actually play something. like blue balls, but with gaming instead of sex.
Jenny said she likes to play video games, but every time i suggest we kick on the xbox she runs off and leaves me with a major case of blue thumb.
Blue Thumb by Greywall August 26, 2014

Blue ball bar talk 

When a girl acts like she's going home with you at the end of the night, but was really using you for free drinks.
Donnie came home with a $300 case of blue ball bar talk
Blue ball bar talk by Connorc2 December 14, 2014