Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Short Cock Syndrome

People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.

Tyrone: Hey did you guys hear Ching Wang suffers from Short Cock Syndrome

Tyreek: What a loser

by Candis November 16, 2022

Short sleeved magician

Someone that is very predictable.

<You can see whats coming.>

Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."

by frggr March 2, 2010

noah short

Gay butter fingers

Noah short

by Jdejgejydkd June 9, 2022

Martin City Short-Long

A hair-cut. Like a Mohawk but wider, something in between a mullet and a Mohawk.

If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!

by IN THE FACE! November 9, 2021

Short

Short is what the gremlin is imagine being short hold that L

Me: yo what’s short
Person: short is that gremlin over there

by Not gremling September 15, 2022

Short

Referring to the TikTok of YouTube.

Person 1: YouTube Shorts is basically TikTok
Person 2: No it’s not, 2 totally different things

by Drezeiz February 24, 2025