Do a Texas

A Norwegian expression that means to check and lubricate weapons. Often used by military folk in Norway.

Officer: Look at that rifle. Why don't you go do a Texas?
Soldier: Yes sir!

by DrDefinition December 15, 2015

Garrison, Texas

Garrison, Texas is a town full of little bitches who suck on bulldog cock all day and the women eat out themselves. they have no fucking life and are all gay pieces of shit. Their anthem is a cockbelly fucker fucking himself at night. niggas think they blood and crip but would motherfucking cry if they met one in real life. White niggas think they Black but would get shot irl and the black niggas are ugly AF. Yo and if you live in Garrison imma beat your house irl nigga.

bro that nigga lives in Garrison, Texas. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO bitch get the fuck outta here 360 NO SCOPED

by shut you bitch ass up August 1, 2019

Emhouse , Texas

Emhouse is a small unincorporated town (if you don't count the pot farms and meth labs ) located in Navarro County , Texas.
If you go there late at night you can sometimes see a goat get sacrificed by beheading at Low Water Bridge by the many Satanic Cults that frequent the area at pitch black darkness.

There once was a small schoolhouse near where the old castle themed home sits. Do not go near this house at present day.

Todd - Hey dude , I'm kinda low on crystal meth.

Jeff - Bro , that's not good.

Todd - Wanna drive to Emhouse , Texas and git some meth ?

Jeff - ya , I guess

by Microwave_Confessions August 27, 2022

Texas

stupid

Patrick- hey spongebob what am i?
Spongebob- uh stupid?
Patrick- no i’m Texas!
Spongebob- what’s the difference!

by simplysad6969 May 28, 2019

Texas blow job

wen a smoker with a whole in their neck gives u a blow job with that whole in da neck.

come here honey an let me give u a texas blow job

by Tiggol biddies August 28, 2009

Texas fire 2011 is spooky weird

Texas is huge. That is why it is soooo weird,.....

That many fires can be started, from the southern part of Texas all the way up to the north, in one single day and just around 2 pm in the afternoon.

That these fires always started around and burnt houses in subdivisions, cities, and towns. Why not in the middle of nowhere, off the highways ????

That Texas was on fire on the most windy day? Someone can really pick a fine day for a fire.

That Texas had to be on fire right after Unions said they are totally loyal to Obama and made violent threats to the Conservatives?

That Obama grounded fire fighting airplanes and laid-off 60 pilots just 5 weeks before the fire?

That soon after the fire, Obama concluded that the fire was caused by Climate Change.

Texas fire 2011 is spooky weird, but it had to happen for George Soros and his puppet Obama, to show how hot it can be; it is global warming, of course.

by Welcometomyworld September 28, 2011

Texas

I don't know how to say this, word aren't enough.. She's such an amazing friend. She looks out for others. She's a bright girl with a unique name, Make fun of her amazing name, your just jealous she has a better name, personality and looks. Never underestimate her. She can act all shy but never mess with her, She's gets very aggressive but she always has a good laugh.. Texas is a very dramatic person, be we all love her. Texas is a extremely gorgeous person! She doesn't trust people that easy. Texas always has that one friend who turns there back on her, but she can do better than that! What Texas doesn't realise is that she has all the boys chasing her.!

Omg is that Texas she's so gorgeous!

by I._.Dont._.Know November 5, 2018