tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD December 06, 2015

Dead Baby Jokes

jokes funny to people who hate children

Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.

by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 17, 2005

don't get dead

An American curruption of the phrase "don't get killed".

Ofton used as a joke.

Radio Transmission:

Don't get dead, Jack

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

Dead Baby Jokes

A joke made in light of dead babies.

dead baby jokes

Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?

A) With chips.

by BananaBurtSpamovich May 20, 2006

House of the Dead 2

A term used to describe any game with atrocious voice acting.

This game's story and gameplay are good, but it's voice acting makes it a House of the Dead 2!

by Prof. Goldman February 20, 2010

Dead hand gang

Sitting on your hand for 10-15 minutes, until you're hand goes numb, then masturbating.
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'

I joined the dead hand gang last night over a picture of your mother!

by Cheeky Definition Cunt November 18, 2015

dead man on a stick

what the crucifix means to non-christians.

mommy, why do those people have a dead man on a stick for a necklace?

by hannibal lickter April 03, 2009