National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

Short Cock Syndrome

People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.

Tyrone: Hey did you guys hear Ching Wang suffers from Short Cock Syndrome

Tyreek: What a loser

by Candis November 16, 2022

Short

Short is what the gremlin is imagine being short hold that L

Me: yo what’s short
Person: short is that gremlin over there

by Not gremling September 15, 2022

Martin City Short-Long

A hair-cut. Like a Mohawk but wider, something in between a mullet and a Mohawk.

If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!

by IN THE FACE! November 9, 2021

National bully a short person day

on january the 20th its motivated to bully a short person

lets bully that short guy cause its bully a short person day
national bully a short person day means you can bully a short person

by none ya bussines January 19, 2023

Sparkly Shorts

A nickname used for insulting people. Known in the hood as a *******. You could also call them a **** or ************

Julia a.k.a. sparkly shorts, favorite pokemon is pollywhirl.

by Andre yo momma September 3, 2009

Short Potatoe

A wonderful short person because short people rule

- ❤️Short potatoe❤️

Lol I'm a short Potatoe

by ❤️Short potato ❤️ October 18, 2018