pulling a douche

1. When someone does something particularly douchy they are said to be "pulling a douche"
2. Doing something dishonorable; going back on your word.

"Where's John? He said he'd be here." "I guess he's pulling a douche on us."

He really pulled a douche when he jizzed in her eye.

by ishydaro May 5, 2006

to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by Chris April 19, 2005

pull a marshall

to pull a marshall is when you steal your best friend's girl; ho; bitch; etc.

Hopefully Shawn doesn't "pull a marshall" and take his girl.

by Milinhos November 25, 2007

pulling a Dick

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.

by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009

pulling a Collin

the act of sucking some tig ol' bitties

i caught trevor pulling a collin on catherine

by the mullinater May 29, 2008

Pulling A Steven

Fucking said bitch in the first day you two meet

I just met this girl named jasmine and I feel like pulling a steven

by HappyButtPlug May 12, 2014

Pulling a Jacquelyn

Tripping or falling down during an activity.

Man, she just fell.

She was pulling a jacquelyn.

by benhahn December 23, 2014